Welcome to the forest of the naughty little faeries, he he.

I was just out on my morning jog and stretch to keep in shape for a race coming up in town.

Okay, so exercise isn't the only thing on my mind. I've been wanting to spread a little mischief all morning.

A bit of sex would do perfectly. But, where of where could I find someone to play with.

Someone who I could practice my faerie charms on by stroking their magic wand.